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Tuesday's
Joke of the Day
A young man had just graduated from C.S.U. and was so excited just thinking about his future.
He gets into a taxi and the driver says, "How are you on this lovely day?"
"I'm the Class of 2008 just graduated from Colorado State University and I just can't wait to go out there and see what the world has in store for me."
The driver looks back to shake the young man's hand and says, "Congratulations, I'm Mitch, Class of 1989."
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Bonus Joke:
An American tourist was visiting a small village in Ireland and got talking to Murphy, the taxi driver. He said to him, "Who's the oldest man in this village?"
Murphy said, "We haven't got one - he died last week."
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Extra Bonus Joke:
She was only a Cab driver's daughter, but the fellows all think they auto meet her.
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